What do you get when you find a fake glittery ivy wreath in Aladdin’s Loft and team it with
- 20 year old paper ornaments (bought in Germany),
- gold icicles I got for 20 pence for the pack after Christmas a couple of years ago,
- one of the feathered robins from 5 years ago,
- gold ribbon from 10 years ago which I’d bought – and used – for a sewing project but had loads left over,
- dried clementines and sliced oranges which were in a gorgeous Christmas bouquet I got from my friends last year and which I diligently dried further to make sure they kept for years to come
And put it all together, then hang it up with a bathroom suction knob I got 8 years ago? You get this: